Want to here some jokes? Here are some that you can read below:
Three men are stuck on an island. Then, a genie appears and grants each of them one wish. The first two wish to go back home. The third guy says, "Bring them back, I'm lonely."
A General is walking his dog outside in the rain. While walking around the military base, he sees a young Private and says, "Nice day, isn't it?" The Private, not knowing what to say says, "Yes sir!" The General pointed to his dog and said, "You see this dog?" The Private looks at the dog and says, "Yes sir!" The General says, "I got this dog for my wife." The Private smiles and says, "Good trade, sir!"
Fun pranks to play in a public bathroom:
Get four or five large oranges and drop them into the toilet at separate times. Make sure to get the toilet water to splash around and then say, "Hm... more sinkers than floaters."
Get a jar of peanut butter and a spoon. Then, put peanut butter and put it onto the toilet paper. Then, throw it in the stall and leave it there. It'll look like poop on the toilet paper. Or, if someone is using the stall next to you, you can put the peanut butter in your hand and reach under the other stall and say, "Got any toilet paper
I could borrow?"
Get a water bottle and a pencil (or pen) and poke a hole through the lid. Then, squeeze the bottle and let the water shoot out into the toilet. Then say, "WHOA, EASY BOY!" Then you splash water around. You can also use the water bottle as a home-made water gun (don't waste the original water, though).
Put red food coloring in the tank of the toilet, so when the person flushes the toilet, red water will come out.
Three men are stuck on an island. Then, a genie appears and grants each of them one wish. The first two wish to go back home. The third guy says, "Bring them back, I'm lonely."
A General is walking his dog outside in the rain. While walking around the military base, he sees a young Private and says, "Nice day, isn't it?" The Private, not knowing what to say says, "Yes sir!" The General pointed to his dog and said, "You see this dog?" The Private looks at the dog and says, "Yes sir!" The General says, "I got this dog for my wife." The Private smiles and says, "Good trade, sir!"
Fun pranks to play in a public bathroom:
Get four or five large oranges and drop them into the toilet at separate times. Make sure to get the toilet water to splash around and then say, "Hm... more sinkers than floaters."
Get a jar of peanut butter and a spoon. Then, put peanut butter and put it onto the toilet paper. Then, throw it in the stall and leave it there. It'll look like poop on the toilet paper. Or, if someone is using the stall next to you, you can put the peanut butter in your hand and reach under the other stall and say, "Got any toilet paper
I could borrow?"
Get a water bottle and a pencil (or pen) and poke a hole through the lid. Then, squeeze the bottle and let the water shoot out into the toilet. Then say, "WHOA, EASY BOY!" Then you splash water around. You can also use the water bottle as a home-made water gun (don't waste the original water, though).
Put red food coloring in the tank of the toilet, so when the person flushes the toilet, red water will come out.
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